Cocktease Phonesex Mistress

I, Lady Sascha, have made it one of my New Year’s resolutions to be on YIM more often. My YIM address is beg4sascha, and if you don’t see me on there, of course you are welcome to contact me at ladysascha@gmail.com

I enjoy talking to my regular and prospective phonesex callers. Being on YIM has its caveats, however. One is that I have a lot of idiot wankers that IM me just to act like a jackass and waste my time.

I have already written a blog post in my Cock Tease blog about what I expect of you in a YIM conversation, so you can refer to that if you wish to engage me, and so I will not bore you with another.

I would like to point out that I found this little “IM FTW” from Failblog very funny though, especially since I have had the same sort if idiot IM’ing me many times.

Humiliation for the Win

Not only do I have wankers on YIM, I also have them on my toll free phone sex line as well. As I have said many times before, toll free means you don’t pay long-distance charges. Most third-graders know this. It does not mean you don’t pay for phone sex.  If you are such a moron that you think that, I don’t want to talk to you anyway.

But guys still try to get me to have free phone sex with them, nonetheless.

For example I had such a conversation this evening:

Lady Sascha: Hello?

Moron: Are you masturbating?

Lady Sascha: Excuse me?

Moron: Hey babe. Are you masturbating?

Lady Sascha: Why yes I am. I stay so horny that they can’t even take me out in public. Just hearing a male voice, even from a Neanderthal such as yourself, makes me stick my fingers up inside myself and go for it. I’m about to have an orgasm right now. Oh. oh. oh. oh. There, I just popped one off.

Lady Sascha: *click* and *block*

So the moral of the story is: Only call Me on my toll free no-taboo line if you really want to make a domination call. Or IM me at beg4sascha if you are interested and have legitimate questions.

I am always looking for new phone sex callers to tease, deny, humiliate, and/or sensually dominate on my no-taboo calls.

Here I am in my pirate costume that a long-distance pet of mine sent me…

Lady Sascha in Her Pirate Costume

I have a LOT of fun with Halloween and I hope you do too.
So I am giving away 5 minutes of free phone sex with every 10 minute call on my direct dial line call from now until through Sunday, November 1, 2009.

That’s 15 minutes of unadulterated no-taboo phone sex, Cocktease Extraordinaire style, for only $20.

Not only that, I will send you a link to an 800 px wide picture of me in a costume – evil vampire, pirate, naughty nurse, school girl, sailor girl OR one of me in lingerie, just for the asking.

Just tell me that you saw my special deal for free phone sex minutes here on my blog.

My toll free number is 1-888-734-2872 and I take Visa, Mastercard, Discover and American Express.

My hours are from noon PST to midnight PST. My phone is unplugged before that. Calling me 20 times – when all you are getting is a busy signal – is a good sign to me that, even when you do get in touch with me, I am dealing with someone of very little brain.

It is called toll free phone sex because I pay the toll charges. You called me from NV yet no long distance charges will show up on your phone bill. I pay them. It does NOT mean the phone sex call itself is free. And if you got my number off my blog or Twitter, you also saw my charges at the same time. Even a child knows what toll free means, yet I am supposed to believe that you are confused by this?

And no, I don’t give out free samples. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE.

And yes you also saw that I do NOT charge to your phone bill. I only take Amex, Visa, MC and Discover. And yes a debit card is fine.

I don’t care that you are dead drunk at in the middle of the day, it only gives me more to humiliate you with. But please don’t be so drunk you mumble into the phone and don’t make sense.

Oh yeah and to run a credit card for my phone sex line? I really really do need your name and address and card numbers, including those 3 numbers on the back of the card. I’ve processed hundreds of cards for myself and other companies, and never written them down, given them to anyone else, or used them in any illegitimate manner, including contacting anyone for any reason without their express purpose.

So do not call me, dead drunk and act like a complete jackass.

Oh yeah, I forgot. You can’t anyway.

Your lame ass is blocked, you pathetic fucktard. =)

I’m going to make this special for today and tomorrow (4/2/2009) since I am so late in posting it. However, you MUST tell me that you want the April Fool’s Day Special at the beginning of the call.

A Special Deal - No Foolin'

Ok so here it is:

If you call me on my toll free phone sex line which is 1-888-734-2872, I will give you five extra minutes for the first 10 minutes of no taboo phone sex domination that you buy. That’s 15 minutes for $20. Additional minutes cost the regular price of $2/min. You must have a Visa, MC, Discover, or Amex in your hot little sweaty hand when you call, or you will be hung up on and blocked. I do not give out free samples and I do not suffer fools gladly. This deal applies to US and Canadian residents only. I charge residents of other countries $2.50/minute, with a 10 minute minimum.

If you have any questions you may email me at ladysascha@gmail.com